The International Centre of Time

Cultural centre
Brassey Square, LondonOpen 24 hours
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Testimonials

a year ago
What did it feel like to visit the international centre of time? Like my soul was gradually pulled from my body by a 26 stone sumo wrestler, vigorously trampled by the tiny paws of a thousand Chihuahuas before being forced back inside my vacant husk by a Swedish dominatrix with a hello kitty fetish. In a word - invigorating.
- Adam J
a year ago
Whilst I share my husband's enthusiastic review of the centre itself for me the highlight was the proprietor, a husky badamash that left me feeling queasy for a significant time. Well worth the visit.
- Lisa J
a year ago
Time flies when I'm having fun here!
- Nathan R

How could TIME not have a CENTRE?

On discovering that Time had no centre anywhere on our planet (according to a Google search), I felt compelled to remedy this oversight on behalf of all mankind.

Come along, and sit a while at the Centre of Time : )

DISCLAIMER: chair, book, watch and beverages not supplied.

We operate GMT and BST.

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Brassey Square
London
SW11 5LP
UK

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